[He instinctively lean back. Something about the gleam in Alexis' eyes tells him that one point she's going to get a Pixiv or Tumblr account, post generally flood the shipping tags with her tears and joy in the form of a drawn pictures or amateur-level writing.
(Don't do it, you're still young enough to escape.)]
Ah, he didn't really give me much details or even a name, but he did tell me a bit of her personality. Seems cold, but actually hides a sweet, warm personality; do you know a girl who fits that description?
[Considering when Pixiv Tumblr was in use, it wouldn't be surprising if she had an account on both of those websites by now! Sorry, Abies, it's too late for this young soul!
Time to flood the network with shipping posts! But as she listened to his words, she began looking through her database (or her brain) of people who fit that description!
Let's see, let's see, let's see...! But the moment that she found out who it might be? That smirk was ssslllowwwlllyy getting better!]
Uh-oh, I think somebody has a total crush on Schny here! That's so cute! I never thought they would ever get together like that!
Looks like asking Alexis was the right track. Curious, he prods further.]
Schny... that's her name then. What does she look like? Larix has a habit of being too vague that I don't really have any details aside from what I just told you.
[Abies is using every will power he has to not twitch hearing this particular information. She's a kid, he repeats himself, a shipper at heart too so who knows how much in that information she had coated with preteen language.]
Oh, Larix-niisan caught an ice princess' attention then?
[Alexis had released Pandora's box, that's what she has done. ]
[It takes a lot for Abies's smile to crack, what with years of perfecting his public persona to a T. But he's just this close, he's so close to break out of character from the saccharine, 'This is my first fanfic!!!'-esque enthusiasm in Alexis's voice. He's talking to a preteen, he mentally repeats to himself like a mantra.]
Well- that would be the abridge of it, I suppose. There's still a lot to work with.
[Not to mention that this is the girl who probably loves vampires! You can't forget that! Although, for all her squeeing? Clearly, there must be something that she can do!]
And you know what this mean!
[Which is why in the most dramatic voice she can muster up?] I think they should go on a date!
[Nope too late, time to spam everyone with Larix and Schnee into forever on her dashboard]
Don't worry, I'm sure they can find some time for each other! Or better yet, I can do it at night! Under the stars with the moonlight too! [She gave a dreamy sigh]
And I highly doubt they'll say no to such a romantic date!
[As out of touch Larix is, he seriously couldn't still be in that mindse- actually, he might still be. Because, it's Larix. Well, he can't stop Alexis, but at least he can probably make the second eldest brother suffer somehow.]
Tomorrow! Which is why my brother and I are going to do our best to make sure everything goes smoothly! Better wish us the best of luck, we are so going to need it!
[Insert evil laughter with flames of doom in the background somewhere]
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(Don't do it, you're still young enough to escape.)]
Ah, he didn't really give me much details or even a name, but he did tell me a bit of her personality. Seems cold, but actually hides a sweet, warm personality; do you know a girl who fits that description?
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Time to flood the network with shipping posts! But as she listened to his words, she began looking through her database (or her brain) of people who fit that description!
Let's see, let's see, let's see...! But the moment that she found out who it might be? That smirk was ssslllowwwlllyy getting better!]
Uh-oh, I think somebody has a total crush on Schny here! That's so cute! I never thought they would ever get together like that!
[Insert massive squeeing here]
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Looks like asking Alexis was the right track. Curious, he prods further.]
Schny... that's her name then. What does she look like? Larix has a habit of being too vague that I don't really have any details aside from what I just told you.
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This wasn't going to go as well as she thought was it?]
Oh, you know! She has white hair and looks super pretty! Like a princess! Trust me, when you see her? You'll totally know who she is!
She's the kind of person you just can't walk away from really.
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Oh, Larix-niisan caught an ice princess' attention then?
[Alexis had released Pandora's box, that's what she has done. ]
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And before you know it, they'll fall in love and live together forever! How romantic!
[Oh dear, now she couldn't stop giggling! In fact, there happened to be a smirk on her face right now!]
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Well- that would be the abridge of it, I suppose. There's still a lot to work with.
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And you know what this mean!
[Which is why in the most dramatic voice she can muster up?] I think they should go on a date!
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I think- it would still be tricky, there's schedules to plan and places to work with.
[And brothers to torture.]
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Don't worry, I'm sure they can find some time for each other! Or better yet, I can do it at night! Under the stars with the moonlight too! [She gave a dreamy sigh]
And I highly doubt they'll say no to such a romantic date!
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Well, the benefit of doubt goes both ways, they say. I need to check on this, are you 100% sure about this?
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Their curiosity will definitely make them want to see what's going on!
[A+++ plan indeed!]
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[As out of touch Larix is, he seriously couldn't still be in that mindse- actually, he might still be. Because, it's Larix. Well, he can't stop Alexis, but at least he can probably make the second eldest brother suffer somehow.]
Well, do your best, Alexis-chan.
[You seriously will need it considering. Larix.]
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[And then slowly, Alexis was leaning ever so slower toward him with a smirk on her face]
But you know, if you want to help out, you know you can right? I could use a little help here and there to set up such a lavished date!
[Because you totally want to help out your not!brother riiggghhttt?]
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Me? I'm not sure, I think my shift's been getting hectic over the hotel, I can't really help out.
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[Cough cough hint hint wink wink]
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They're expecting a lot of people for the shift, we have to get ready for a huge tourist group, I really can't change on the last minute.
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Yeah...I guess that's true. But hey, at least look on the bright side! Now you get to know my super duper plan! You gonna wish him the best of luck?
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[But no signs of actually wishing him the best of luck.]
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[Insert jazz hands here]
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When are you planning it?
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[Insert evil laughter with flames of doom in the background somewhere]
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That quick, huh? Well, you and your brother will make it to your best.